Tuesday 28 June 2016

Qaexit!

                                           SOLD: One red fire engine                                                       

It is almost over and has lasted five years. So much has happened lately that I want to write about, so I don't forget any part of this adventure. When I am an old lady I will read my blog and chuckle to myself. Will technology be easier for old people to access in another forty years or so? Telepathy could be good fun.

It was so great to see Joshua receive the Sports Performer of The Year award for Key Stage 2. It was the last presentation of the evening, and all our heartbeats simultaneously increased when the head of P.E mentioned that the winner of this award had worked hard to control his inner aggression. Mini-Me looked so happy and proud holding his first ever trophy on the stage.

Despite it being the Holy Month of Ramadan many social gatherings have taken place, including a brilliant alternative version of the game show Blankety Blank. The host was excellent and should he ever decide to give up his day job, I see a bright future ahead of him as an events organiser or real life game show host. There were some cleverly crafted, alternative song lyrics, which were performed with real passion and emotion by some of the talented contestants. The house band strummed and plucked along together rhythmically throughout the night.

I enjoyed a lovely afternoon tea treat with five friends in the Four Seasons Hotel, which was very posh. For some reason I didn't feel out of place as I once may have done and enjoyed every minute. My last desert book club was great and I was presented with The Black Book of Arabia written by Sheika Hend Faisal Al Qassemi. Inscribed inside the front and back covers are kind messages from the group who have helped to keep me sane and encouraged me here. It is a very thoughtful gift and much appreciated. As was the afternoon tea, with the five flinging in extra cash to pay for me. How kind.

The annual Art Exhibition was a brilliant success despite being emotional due to our friend and colleague's noted absence. It was strange not to see him there, chatting to proud students and parents admiring the art. His presence was there in the paintings though. The plaque with his name on hangs upon a wall and his faithful service is remembered. So let us hope that his legacy will last and the Art Department continue to blossom and flourish through its future staff and students.

How excited and nervous was I finding myself flying home solo on Qatar Airways, for an interview for my dream job! The whole trip was a success from beginning to end as I saw my family, a couple of beloved friends and got the job. It's a maternity cover, full time educational teaching assistant post in Early Years. I hardly worried about Romeo and the kids, abandoning ship to fulfil my destiny.
Part of my interview preparation involved running through our empty home, up and down both flights of stairs, hugging and kissing the walls.

While I was finishing my timed written pieces, prior to the formal, four panel interview, MP Jo Cox was  tragically murdered in the same home county of West Yorkshire. A beautiful white rose crushed in her prime. I felt so terribly sad knowing that my new adventure was about to begin as her life was ending.

On the beach

We went to say farewell to our friends at Doha Athletics Club and then had a family trip to Souq Waqif, which was one of the first places we visited when we arrived in Qatar. We had parked in the underground car park and were just passing through the sliding doors when there was an incredibly loud explosive bang, sounding just like a bomb blast. Romeo jumped out of his skin, Mini- Me started crying while Dirtbag and I stood still in shock working out what to do. No one else around us seemed to be panicking so we carried on up the slope to the Souq. Then we saw the smoking cannon that had just been fired to mark Iftar that evening.

Fanar Islamic Centre

''The adventure was over soon, as always happened, they would be home, and all the wonder, the terror, and the excitement would be behind them. They were tired and content.''

From the opening chapter of The City and the Stars by Arthur C. Clarke

Ongoing dialogues

Dirtbag: You don't understand I won't see these friends again, EVER!

Midlife crisis: I do understand.

Mini-Me: Can we come back at Christmas?

Midlife crisis: NO!

Romeo: I'm just doing a quick nine holes, see you later.

Midlife crisis: Dear God please help me.

There are lots of 'last' events going on and I hate saying goodbye because I usually always cry. A few tears fell on the last Hash, but being drowned in the bucketing with all the other leavers disguised the emotions well. However, at my last Dukhan church service I could not stop crying and found it hard to sing my favourite hymns. My tears are full of gratitude for the love, support and strength I have received from many here.

For those who have always stayed steadfast and true friends throughout my life so far, you know I love you. For those found in the desert, thank you for opening my eyes even wider to the many wonders and blessings of friendship in all its dimensions. Know that you will always be welcome to visit us should you find yourself in England's green and pleasant land.

Even though the decision has been made to leave, I continue to trust that the things which matter most will remain: faith, hope and love.

With Love,
Susie xx

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PS Watch out for my new blog, The Diary of a Northern Soul, (or something like that) coming to a screen near you soon.

Reading: www.castlehillschool.org.uk
Listening to: Written in Scars, album by Jack Savoretti (2015), Random Access Memories, album by Daft Punk (2013) and Glastonbury Song by The Waterboys (1993).
Singing: Destiny Calling by James and The Final Countdown by Europe.
Dancing: in the kitchen when I feel like it because we have sold the table and chairs.
Watched: The Social Network (2010), Spotlight (2015), The Lady in the Van (2015) and War of The Worlds, (2005).

Friday 3 June 2016

Comings and Goings

Sand River


I like to think I know full well what I have got up my sleeve but I was unprepared for this encounter at the physiotherapy reception desk. My left arm started tingling and irritating me so much that I had no choice but to strip off in front of Dirtbag and some men. I began by flinging my scarf (revealing the cleavage) and ripping off my long sleeved cardigan (exposing the arms) in a totally unprovocative, slightly distressed way. There was the culprit; a big black ant feasting on my forearm. Three times he had bitten me with his ferocious fangs, red itchy lumps immediately swelling up before my very eyes. I flicked him as far away from my flesh as possible thanking my lucky stars he didn't find his way into my pants. At the same time I muttered 'naughty ant,' much to the amusement of the receptionist. This incident reminded me of the horrific discovery of a cockroach in the crotch of my swimming costume three years ago. The chilled out dude had looked comfortable in his high up hammock; snug as a bug in a rug. My costume was hanging on the hook on the back of the bathroom door and it totally freaked me out when I spied the creature in it.

The sound was disturbing and unsettling. I couldn't concentrate and tried to drown the noise with loud music all day long. It sounded so wrong but the siren remained silent so it must be OK? The well fire raged close to the compound wall not far from our villa. It was like having an aeroplane fire up its engines in your back yard and sit there all day blazing on and on and on. I had seen what it looked like from the top of the road, a giant crater full of pale yellow flames, the biggest controlled fire I have ever seen. It scared the kids too and they climbed up onto the roof to look at it. In our five years here this has never happened before. The new engineers we have met told us they were shutting the well down for safety measures as it was too close to the compound.

Another lost and found

The idea amused me and quickly grew into reality. The trouble was getting it to stay up. You'd think it would be easy really, just keep teasing and trusting that it would soon stand fully erect, just as I wanted it to. No, it was being awkward. I tried rubbing it gently with some soap, then smoothed some special gel on it and had a desperate attempt with some egg whites which got a bit messy. Finally, I found success with some gelatin. Phew! My perseverance paid off. I was trying to recreate the 'hair gel' scene from the film There's Something About Mary for the Hash Ball. Whatever did you think I was doing?

I put my hair do to the test by doing my 40-minute fat burning DVD and it survived; Susie shall go to The Ball. It was held at a secluded outdoor picnic site on the beach, for the first time. Most people had attempted to dress up as their Hash name which was all part of the fun. A slide show kept running all night long, projected onto a white sheet which rippled a little in the breeze. This made the photos come to life and so all the old friends were moving alongside us once again. I even saw my two sisters-in-law.

There was dancing of course, and despite an initial refusal, I did allow myself to be picked up in a fireman's lift and spun around a few dizzying times by a strong man. I did warn him that I am quite heavy and didn't want to put his back out and jeopardise his relationship with his lovely girlfriend. Having flung a few other lightweights around he seemed to want this heavyweight challenge. He was very confident so I threw caution to the wind, trusted him and risked it. It was brilliant, my Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze fantasy moment come true. There are very few men in this world who are capable of lifting me up; for the record I admire and thank them.

As I had substituted a bikini for my underwear, a midnight sea swim was imperative. Shivering with delight under the stars, I serenely swished the phosphorescence around with two madmen to keep me company. I am happy to report that my hair style did not droop at any point during the whole evening.

Ass and I'll Come Again

The brilliant ball was swiftly followed by a disaster date with the four of us at a hotel. Dirtbag and Mini-Me argued almost constantly. Romeo's most romantic gesture was enticing me into the bathroom for a game of cards. It was like being locked in the Big Brother house for 24 hours with your worst enemies and even though we all love one another really, it was really hard work. Which makes me remember why we don't do these things; it is not us. We prefer the open spaces, the muddy fields and woods, talking in pubs, sitting around fires with family and friends, laughing, joking and singing.

Trusting that the hailstones which were flung down at our recent Shepley Spring Festival will not batter me and my friend at Underneath The Stars Festival in July. Maybe The Cure will treat me and another friend to their same titled song in November when we go to see them?

With Love xx

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Reading: The City and the Stars by Arthur C.Clarke
Listening to: Pain by De La Soul ft Snoop Dogg and Wide Open by The Chemical Brothers ft Beck (brilliant video)
Singing and dancing to: Back To You by Bryan Adams
Watched: Doubt (2008), Ex Machina (2015), Anger Management (2003), Mulholland Drive (2001), There's Something About Mary (1998) and The Road (2009).