Sunday 20 May 2012

Bravo!

I almost forgot to mention that whilst I was chief cook, bottle washer and laundry maid I discovered that mum and I have exactly the same bras from good old M&S. I hasten to add they are different sizes and colours and bought 3000 miles apart but never the less an uplifting coincidence.
Nigel recently entered a duathlon in Dukhan which consisted of a run, cycle, run. Of course he didn't train for this event being reasonably fit. I was concerned because the temperatures suddenly soared into the early 40's and I knew he would go for it. After an hour or so as I was sweating it out over the ironing I received a phone call informing me husband had a puncture. I  thought, God does work in mysterious ways. I abandoned the ironing and rushed to his aid where he was dripping with sweat and covered in oil, pumping furiously away at the tyre. Determined not to fail he set off again. I tailed him in the fire engine all the way back to the beach club where he had to do the last run, which he did and finished last. Deflated, recovery took a while.

After a good lunch and some rehydration we set off to Doha for some shopping. Travelling from one shop to another the car suddenly started playing up. What kind of endurance test was this day proving to be? We had to stop as the water pressure gauge shot up and as we turned the engine and air conditioning off we instantly plummeted into the depths of Dante's Inferno. As Nige began to panic and overheat himself I remained as cool as a cucumber and put my Born Survivor, Bear Grylls tactics into practise. I assessed how much water to ration out and informed the kids to sit still and not expend any extra energy, all the while feeling like a chicken roasting in a hot oven wrapped in tin foil. Miraculously our friend appeared about five minutes into the basting and hero and Nige went for water to replenish the fire engine's engine. Me and the kids were then whisked away to the shopping mall in the delicious air con cooled rescue mobile to wait for the simmered down husband and less fiery engine to return. Phew! A testing day with all things bearing wheels. By the way Bear can grill me anytime round a cosy campfire under the stars.

We bought VIP tickets to go to the Samsung Diamond League Athletics meet at Qatar Sports Club last weekend. It was awesome. We sat on the second row next to the track ( the first was kept vacant for security reasons). There was so much to see and hear, a real writers paradise. We were with two other families and their kids and they all had the Union Jack painted on one of their cheeks, which became more smudged as the sweat began to drip from their heads. The stadium was super brightly lit and as the sky darkened above I saw the city lights come on and some scaffolding light up like a constellation. There was a hugely colourful Ethiopian crowd, singing and dancing and shouting for their athletes throughout. Some Qatari boys behind began flicking the kids hair and chucking pistachio shells and sunflower seeds at our backs. Nige gave them the teachers glare but it didn't do much to deter as a couple of dish dash wearing dads were sat with them ( a dish dash is a thawb/thobe, the white traditional robe worn here).
The meet got under way, there was long jump, shot put, pole vault, 800m, 400m hurdles, high jump, 200m, javelin, 100m, triple jump,1500m, 100m hurdles, 3000m steeplechase, 400m and 3000m.

It was such a great night and so exciting to see the worlds top athletes preparing for their Olympic dreams this summer in London. The 100m was amazing, blink and it's over. Justin Gatlin returned from his ban in supersonic form, taking first place in 9.87 seconds with Asafa Powell hot on his heels in 9.88 seconds. Will the lightening bolt (Usain) strike him out? I know that wherever we will be in the UK in July/August we will be glued to the TV screens watching with bated breath. We cheered the British and Qatari athletes on especially Stephanie Twell in the 3000m. She broke away from the group and led most of the way until the gazelle like Kenyans glided past on the second to last lap. Eleanor thought she had not paced herself well and exclaimed she wouldn't have done that. She knows, you know.

After each track event an appropriate song was blasted around the stadium. Canned Heat (Jamiroquai) was the excellent choice for the 100m. As Gatlin jogged his victory lap the kids rushed to the front and got his autograph, Nige shook his hand. I remained seated taking it all in, totally unaware then that I would be sporting the front cover of the Gulf Times the next day in a photograph, behind one of the little nut and seed flickers.

I may have been in the Huddersfield Examiner occasionally as a member of the school netball and hockey teams and one time at a fruit and veg fair, displaying my wares as a Saturday girl. But front cover material never before. Tea with the Emir next week then?

While my beloved home village is revving up for its Spring festival I will be raving at a beach party. As Elkie Brooks is singing about Pearl, I may have to go pearl fishing if I get too hot on the dance floor. I know where I would rather be. Folk rocks!

http://www.shepleyspringfestival.com/

Thursday 3 May 2012

Ex-pat living alright

I feel exhausted by recent events not least being run off my feet looking after the latest VIP guests, aka mum and dad, but more so battling through a determined army of head lice camping in Joshua's ginger mop. Arabian nits seem much more prolific, maybe it's the hot, sweaty, under hat conditions they thrive on. Anyway they are banished for now, but only time will tell if they visit again. Am I talking about my parents or the nits?
Mum brought me a palm cross from the church service at home which I thought was lovely and funny at the same time as it was probably made out here in the Middle East from the many palm trees here. How many air miles can a palm frond collect? We also gratefully accepted Cadbury's Easter eggs and a large box of Yorkshire tea. Brilliant.

The cosmic lyrics from my last post were:

Yellow by Coldplay
Cosmic Girl by Jamiroquai (my most favourite band ever!)
Underneath the Stars by Kate Rusby

Hope you got them.

Life here is simplified in that we don't receive any junk mail at all and the only time our landline rings is when the school nurse (nitty Nora the bug explorer) is sending one of the kids home or one of Eleanor's friends wants to chat. There are a lot of comings and goings with relatives and friends magically appearing then disappearing and many people go travelling over the holidays to Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines etc. The fluid lifestyle doesn't really suit me and makes me homesick as I want to properly belong. My Yorkshire roots run deep and will not be cut loose.

A bold step for me recently was to visit a GP to discuss my varicose vein scenario. The doctor was kindly concerned, recommended surgery and gave me a complimentary bare breast examination at no extra cost. I gave an emphatic "No thank you," (for the come for one problem and get two extra ones free) when she suggested a 'pap' smear, stating I was all thoroughly up to date on the down below deck checks, which is true. Phew!

I was enjoying time at the beach with my parents one day and decided to have a wander along the shell strewn shore. I spotted a comely bikini clad guest, slowly stealing up to photograph a resting cormorant on the edge of a concrete jetty. As our paths crossed we chatted together and after a few minutes we noticed a young Bangladeshi man skulking past with a boulder in his hand. It turns out that the lovely bikini lady was an avid animal lover and she became rather quickly concerned that the boulder holder was going to kill the cormorant. I down sized this concern suggesting that maybe he just wanted to make the bird fly away. I do like to hope for the best in human nature. As the man creeped cautiously along, the bold bikini bearer became more and more distressed. Her instincts however, were surprisingly correct and as the cormorant killer hurled the boulder she screamed and started shrieking at the man. "Is it OK for me to throw a stone at you?" At this point I was quite unsure what to do having given the lad the benefit of my doubt, it turned out he had intended to harm the beautiful black bird. I tried to calm the raging bikini down. He returned more slowly back down the jetty, looking rather scared as if he knew he was in BIG trouble. Like the mariner who kills the albatross in Coleridge's Rime, his fate was sealed.
"Why did you do that?" came the  harsh accusation. "What did that bird do to you?" In his pidgin English he tried to justify his actions saying that in his culture these birds are disliked and it's part of their religion to get rid of them. He said they eat up all the fish.
 I wondered if someone had told him to do this and he was just obeying orders, scared not to comply. I tried to intermediate, sitting safely in the middle on my self constructed fence, fully appreciating both sides of this bizarre happening. Our 'mariner' retreated to less stressful surroundings as I suggested that we go and examine the cormorant. We found him sheltering in the jetty rocks. At first I thought he was injured but later on in the day my dad informed me he was swimming about quite happily. I thought it was better not to mention the recent deaths of  two Grand National horses to my ardent animal loving companion.

We were ceremoniously named at a recent Hash with the following:
Nige is 'to be decided' because that's what he was
Ellie is '60 seconds' for her speed
Josh is 'lipstick' because he always gets fizzy pop around his mouth after a drink

My name is 'I'll come again' arousing a lot of adult sniggering, when my comment was literally about attending the Hash once more. I would have much preferred 'chatterbox' or 'smiler' other reasonable suggestions but the majority vote won.  I'm stuck with it unless I bravely elect to change it at the forthcoming Hash ball.  People say you get an even worse name though, so I will stick with my wholly innocently intended double entendre remark.

Obviously during the holiday we went on our pilgrimage to see the dolphins and were delighted to meet Splashy and Jefferey's offspring as they swam around the boat. Another happy family together, as we were. They seemed unfazed by the hundreds of alien like jelly fish of all sizes also sharing their sea space.

Thank you to all who are reading my blog, I really appreciate you spending your time with me. x